Three New Neighbours

TOM! NEW NEIGHBOURS!
Look it's my first day of work I dont have time.
Yes you do. I will make time. Just go say hi.
Fine.
Ohh Tom! Who is she?
God you're so annoying, her name is Maria
Next!
WHAT!? I'm talking here.
All in time you want dates dont you?
And Contestant number 3 is?
I swear to god I'm gonna kill you soon.
Whats her name?
Melody

So have you talked to the 3rd girl in the house?
Yea, she is sweet. I think I'm gonna ask her on a date tomorrow.
Sweet! We are getting there you will have a choice soon!
I Know!

So are you ringing that girl?
Yea. Not shut up! I'm meeting her at the beach soon!
OOOOOH! We're gonna have sex on the beach ♫
NO! We will not!
Fine....... What's her name then?
Petunia Rose, but she likes me to call her Rose.

Why not Pet?

I'm ignoring you now!
Ah! But you can't.

So this is Pet.
Rose!
Okay then Tom.

TOM! The girl is ment to leap into your arms!
But look how good she is at it!
*head hits desk*

WOAH! I guess I cant leave you for a seccond. Don't be doing anything stupid. I don't want little sprogs everywhere yet.
I won't now go wait for me at home!
No I need to keep an eye on you.

Okay it looks like the ladies and a very creepy old man are all fans of your music.
Well what can I say! I am a musical genius!
*head hits desk* Yea I bet.

So what do you think about today then?
I really like her but I think I'm going on a date with one of the other tomorrow.
Okay........